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Ethan Clemens

Ethan Clemens

Where are you originally from?: Denver, Colorado
Where do you live now?:
Golden, Colorado
What types of bikes do you ride/race?:
MTB: Specialized StumpJumper; Road: 2005 Fuji professional; Single speed cruiser around beautiful Boulder, Colorado
Favorite type of cow:
Belgian Blue
Favorite cow fact:
Cows have an acute sense of smell, they can smell victories up to 6 miles away
Favorite cow pun:
What do you call a cow in an earthquake? a milkshake
How are you going to make hay this year?:
I plan on making hay this year by representing my fellow cows in any race I plan on doing. Whether that be on 2 feet, or 2 wheels, I am looking forward to making hay and grazing as many pastures as possible.
What does inclusivity mean to you?:
Inclusivity to me means going out of your way to make people feel apart of a community and/or a good cause. What better way to show inclusivity by being on a bike and riding with people you love?!
How will you be larking this year?:
I plan on spreading fun by riding and running around the flatirons and beautiful front range of Colorado.
Thinking about our value, Kit Matters: socks over or under leg warmers?:
Socks OVER leg warmers. I can't NOT rep my set

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